#031: THE BIG CHILL

March 19, 2017
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A feature length episode of Adventure.exe? Y'all better believe it! In this episode the gang ventures even closer to Valhiem: City of Cutting Winds. With the walls of the fabled city in sight, Marv forces an unexpcted detour, as Blorpo, Paula, Iados and Meve learn the true meaning of being chill. 

#030: THE UNHOLY GROVE

March 13, 2017
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A mysterious voice on the wind lures the gang towards a tangle of trees, where they do a little soul searching. 

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#029: FIRST BLOOD

March 5, 2017
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Paula, Iados and Meve try to save their kidnapped teammate while Blorpo faces the aftermath of rushing headfirst into the trapper's camp. 

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#028: AMBER ALERT!

February 26, 2017
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Enlisting the help of a friendly faerie dragon, the gang races through the forest in search of their kidnapped brethren. 

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#027: A LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS

February 20, 2017
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As the sun sets on the Jade Wind Forest the the gang stumbles through the foliage, looking for a quiet spot to settle down for the night. Unfortunately the forest has different plans. 

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ADVENTURE.EXE RECAP: EPISODES 1-26

February 13, 2017
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Are you a new listener who wants to catch up to the main plot? Maybe a long time listner who needs a refresher? Either way you're in luck! Here's a recap of episodes 1-26. 

#026: THE BLOOD MEADOW

February 6, 2017
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The gang ventures forth through the Jade Wind Forest and discovers a grisly scene. 

#025: RAW POWER!

January 30, 2017
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Fresh from battle, the gang searches the ruins of the Blue Prism fortress and makes some impulsive moral decisions. 

#024: THE BLUE PRISM MASSACRE

January 24, 2017
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A murderous Slaad is on the loose! The gang heads upwards at the Blue Prism Headquarters, looking for answers and their stolen valuables. 

#023: THE POTION MASTER

January 16, 2017
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The gang sneaks back into the Blue Prism Fortress, hoping that the initiates have forgotten about their botched infiltration not twelve hours before. 

#022: A PERFECT PLAN

January 9, 2017
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The gang is caught red handed while trying to dump the evidence of their bloody interrogation. Paula learns a new skill that lets her slip through the slits of the world!  

#021: IN COLD BLOOD

January 2, 2017
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The gang crawls into a dumpster and makes some questionable moral decisions. 

#020: MARVEY AND MEVE

December 26, 2016
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The gang spend some time in a cave with a rotting corpse. Meanwhile Blopro wargs out with Marv the dog! 

#019: AMBUSH ON THE OVERPASS

December 19, 2016
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The gang gets up close and personal with some Blue Prism lackeys, and learn a painful lesson about the limits of the human body. 

#018: ORDER OF THE BLUE PRISM

December 11, 2016
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The gang discovers a terrible secret about a mysterious cult, and welcomes a rating-boosting adorable mascot into their party. 

#017: A MAN IS DEAD!

December 5, 2016
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A murder mystery unravels at the Silver Cloud Monastery, and the gang takes the case! 

#016: THE ETERNAL LEADER

November 27, 2016
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The gang has an illuminating chat with the morose Head of the Monastery, and then pays a sweaty house-call to the Eternal Leader.  

#015: ENTER THE MONASTERY

November 22, 2016
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The gang hitches a ride with an old merchant up the final stretch of mountain towards the Silvercloud Monastery, eager to find out what the top-secret letter they're been protecting says. 

#014: HEAL FEST

November 14, 2016
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The gang takes their miracle fruit to a small mountain village and all hell breaks loose. 

#013: THE DRAEME

November 7, 2016
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The gang decides to hedge their bets and go down, down, down, deep into the Dwarven mine where they catch a whiff of an ancient being of untold power. 

#012: THE DEEP BELOW

October 30, 2016
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This is the way nightmares begin. The location-- a cave beneath the world's surface. Dark, dusty and dangerous. Three adventurers sit on a precipice of their own design. We call this tale...The Deep Below.


A BIG THANK YOU to Toren Atkinson, the man behind the voice of our new silky smooth announcer. Goodbye Robo-Dudley, we hardly knew ye.

#011: LAIR OF THE SPIDER QUEEN

October 24, 2016
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The twisted underground tunnel leads the gang to a horrific showdown with Phaeliss: Queen of the Spiders. 

#010: SECRETS OF THE DWARVEN CITY

October 16, 2016
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Paula reads from her erotic yeti novella. Blorpo reveals that he is literate. Iados haphazardly attempts to disarm a ton of deadly Dwarven traps. 

#009: THE SPIDER-CAT CHRONICLES

October 10, 2016
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The gang takes shelter in the ruins of an ancient dwarven city, and find that they are not alone. Also, it turns out Blorpo once ate a man named Phil! 

#008: CHILDREN OF PHAELISS

October 3, 2016
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Tempers rise as the Adventure.exe players each get their periods at exactly the same time. The gang fight three baby spiders and Paula's life flashes before her eyes.